Based on a true story.

I lied about the true story. Jacob opened his up to play free PSN games and Assassin’s Creed. Then he spent the entire first hour of playing his PS4 picking apart the only game he bought.

I think Jacob is broken. Do you think I could still exchange him? He might be a little out of warranty, but maybe if I explain it to the customer service people, they’ll understand and at least give me store credit…

Yeah, yeah… I got a PS4 even though I’m not interested in any launch games. I think I’m addicted to technology. The hardware is incredible! Remote play actually works! I just can’t wait until Metal Gear Solid and Deep Down come out. I’ve been steaming a little bit of Assassins Creed each night on Twitch if you want to check it out.