Ahhh, grammar jokes. Bet you thought you’d never see the Words’s Police again. What? You didn’t bet that? What’s that you say? You stopped caring before the first appearance even happened? Jeez, way to but subtle about it. Good thing I’m not sensitive, otherwise I’d probably run off crying.

It just so happens, I have a… food… in the oven. *sniffle* Gotta go!