The incident of course being the whole of the Star Wars prequels.


Any time you bring up their existence, it shatters Jacob’s entire belief system about the universe. He usually starts walking around thinking he’s Chewy, choking random people, making scary sounds. Then after a while he locks himself in a room. For 14 days. By the time he tries to open it, the humidity generated by the sweat in response to his mental breakdown has warped the door.

We have to replace the door every time.