I just wanna say really fast. I’ve had a Pokemon wallet for a long time. I haven’t played much Pokemon Go since about a week after it came out. Some people might look at me and say, then why do you have a Pokemon wallet? Well, it may behoove you to know there are these things called “Core” Pokemon games that blow that crappy Pokemon Go out of the water.

What’s more frustrating is when I pull my wallet out and someone goes, “Oh dude, is that a Pokemon wallet?! I’m obsessed with Pokemon!” then proceed to tell me about how many Pokemon they’ve caught on GO, or actually pull out their phone to show me.

Bitch, let me show you my Pokemon Bank account… That’ll blow your mind.