The second comic in our “Board Games the Movie” mini-series. We hope you like it. If not, you’re pretty much screwed ‘cuz there’s a lot more where that came from. Not now. But later indeed.

As far as I know, they are still working on actually turning Monopoly into a full-length movie directed by Ridley Scott. About what, I’m not so sure. Four people sitting around a table for 2 hours talking about real-estate? People walking around a square city block for 2 hours? We basically already have that one. Except it’s 6 times longer, and they call it Lord of the Rings. Oops.

Given Scott’s history with movies, I’d have to guess a war breaks out over housing deals, and everyone gets all pissy, and bombs, and dead people. As long as they don’t add aliens, I feel like they will be moving in the right direction.

Anyway, here it is. Enjoy. And if you don’t enjoy it, learn to enjoy it. If not for me, for yourself. You will only benefit from accepting the truth.

Someone should tell the guy from Prison Break that all he needs to do is roll doubles.