First, I want to say it’s hard to write comics about something that is already funny. But here we are, bringing you the third comic in a row featuring Borderlands 2 gold. Nay, Borderlands 2 eridium.

Okay, that was lame. Let me make it up to you. Let me make it up to you by writing you this beautiful haiku:

Borderlands is awe–
–some. I can’t wait to play more.
Haikus are real stu–

Let’s try that again…

Nope. Can’t do it peeps.
Poetry is really dumb.
This is why I draw.

That’s better. Spent more time on that last one than I did today’s comic.