I was at work when the Xbox One was announced. The first thing I heard about the console was my brother sending me a picture of a VCR saying, “Look, it’s the new Xbox!”

After that, he told me it was called the Xbox One. So silly me, I tried Google Image searching “Xbox One”. Not a single picture of the new Xbox came up. Why?

BECAUSE THAT’S A DUMB NAME!

It’s almost as bad as “The New iPad”…