This is based on a true story. The sad, sad true story of going home for the holidays. Actually, it’s the combined effort of two “going home for the holiday” stories. That’s how you know it’s bad…

I hope Santa brought you everything you wanted for Christmas! I think Blitzen may have been bad because all I got was a charred reindeer carcass. Oh well, I guess. They must be pretty expendable.

The people and places of this comic were changed to protect the innocent.

People who know me well might find this funny: I was told by a company who hires internal help desk positions that I don’t have enough technical experience for their help desk gig. They never asked me any technical questions.