Here we go again, turning board games into movies. I sincerely hope Michael Bay doesn’t stumble upon these comics and think they are good ideas. Once he has a terrible movie idea, ain’t nobody stoppin’ him from making us watch it.

We make a lot of jokes at the expense of film makers, I will admit. But there is a simple solution to our madness: Quit making terrible movies.

Want to help the cause? Quit giving Michael Bay your money! For the love of God (or god, I’m not going to alienate Greeks or Sweds…) please just stop.