It’s not a huge secret that I love plaid. One day, I was sitting at work wearing my favorite plaid shirt. My sleeve was a little too far up my arm. In the middle of using the mouse with my right hand, I reached over to pull it down with my left hand. Nearly no pressure was exuded on the sleeve. Yet somehow… pulling it down ripped a giant hole on my elbow.

The story goes I Hulk’d out while trying to open a pop bottle. Close enough, I guess.

Thus, this comic was born.

Have I said I hate Jacob enough?

FFXIV is awesome… SHUT UP NERKWERD!