I would not, could not, on the Wii,
I will not, will not with a Mii,
I will not play it on PS3,
I will not play it on PSP.
It’s not Perfect Dark,
It’s not Pikmin 3,
It’s not Diddy Kart,
You let me be.
I do not like it on Xbox,
I do not like it with Lindsay Fox.
I will not play it in my house,
I won’t control it with a mouse.
I do not like it here or there,
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like those games you’ve got,
I do not like them, Sam-I’m-Not.