I can’t remember how this joke came up, but I love it. Pure elegance. Action, Drama, Sex Appeal… It has it all. I guess the real question is, how close was this to being in a soap opera.

No, no no… The REAL question is, did I actually see his life flash before my eyes, or was I projecting my own life into the scenario, making me the dirty one… The world may never know………………

 

The answer is no. It wasn’t all that. Jacob is just dirty…