Jacob doesn’t trust Google. Let’s be honest, it is a little creepy how much information they require us to shell out about ourselves for them to save. On their databases. Forever.

But on the flip side, I trust Google with all my information more than I trust the government…

I wish I got paid to play the World of Warcraft and pretend I was spying on people. If you haven’t seen the Daily Show’s skit regarding the recent NSA scandal, it’s worth a watch: