Raiden (a guy, everyone just joining us) has a butt. Not a butt like most other people. A butt that seems to behold magic and possibly a shimmering galaxy.

It’s distracting! Yes, the physics in Metal Gear Rising are cool. BUT LOOK AT THAT BUTT! I can’t seem to look away! Any time I find myself not looking at it, I can feel it peering into my soul. Like the eye of Sauron.