So this weird thing happens when you’re getting married where your groomsmen think they need to party in celebration of you. But when you’re the kind of groom that doesn’t party, the groomsmen find other ways of bringing you out of your comfort zone…

They made me exercise…

We played street hockey. No, that’s not a euphemism. We went to the park and played hockey. It was a hell of a lot of fun, but I hurt. A lot. Alot. I hurt Alot…

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Man, I’m a jerk…