Ohh! Gojiira!!!

My Japanese teacher once told this story about his time in Japan: In Japan, they’ve had way more Godzilla movies than we have. Duh. Its Japan. But while he was living there for a period of time, one had recently come out. And he was walking down the street, past a movie theater. There was a standee outside of the movie theater advertising the new movie and as he was walking by, the standee let out a loud Godzilla roar. Now either out of racism or pure terror, my teacher swears he instinctively looked to the sky.

Oh, Sensei…