I rang in the New Year as a designated driver for my wife, my brother, and his wife. We got in the car and my brother asked me if he could open a beer. I told him legally no, so he did it any way. I drove him to my parents’ house and dropped him off. Apparently, he then fell down their stairs. All’s well that ends well!

We took photos to get an accurate look at how the pit stains should fall on his clothing. We dressed Jacob up, and he did one jumping jack. What came next is what you see.

I’ve actually never been to a gym. If I went, I would need someone to show me the ropes. And then explain how to climb said ropes.