Jacob was telling me about Fire Emblem Awakening and one of the first things he told me was that you could marry little girls. Not like Harvest Moon little girls, where they are cute and chibi and you perceive them as little girls. Like actual 12 year olds.

Regardless, Happy Valentine’s Day. Shelbie and I spent $1700 on each other this year. To be fair, we bought wedding bands for Valentine’s Day. Boo-yah. I try to separate my real life from these posts, but I just want to say: I love you, Shelbie.

Also, don’t tell Shelbie, but I love you too. Yes, you. Shh……