Captain’s Log – Day 776

I can’t stop catching Dittos. The other crew assumes I’ve gone insane. But I will show them. I’m be able to shove it in their faces when I finally capture the elusive Sassy Ditto. So what if I’ve spent 200,000 PokeDollars trying to get him. So what if I’ve tagged on 10 hours of game time trying to find him.

Someday, he will be mine…