The walrantula is a rare breed. Part walrus, part tarantula. All creepy. You don’t mess with a walrantula.

In all seriousness, it’s the strange phenomena when your mustache grows on the sides, but not in the middle. Not unlike this poor fellow:

You see what I’m getting at here? I sure hope so… Ladies know it best. A mustache grows in such a way no sane woman would kiss under it. Or near it. Just ask Peder, the man whom which this comic is based. Poor Peder…