I still haven’t played GTA V. Jacob claims I hate the game. I’m going to clear the air here:

I don’t hate GTA. I respect it a lot. It has done a lot to revolutionize certain genres of the gaming industry. I just can’t play open world games… It’s depressing, but true…

When I play a game, I turn into a severe perfectionist. I have to beat each mission to completion and every side quest. However, in a game like GTA where there are TOO MANY OPTIONS! I think the only open world game I’ve beaten in “recent” history is Brutal Legend… Yup.

However, for those of your who have played the game, you know this pain. For chumps like me, I play pretend…

There is just something about changing the radio station in GTA. I’m not sure what it is. Every time that Spanish beeping song comes on, I try to change the station, only to bust out my window and shoot everyone in front of me. I don’t do it on purpose.

I think my brain is confused. The L1 button shoots from a vehicle and the left directional button changes the station. Both have to be held down to get the desired result. By the time I realize what’s happening, cops are chasing after me. But really though, who wants to listen to this song: