This is a thing that happened. In real life. This, apparently, is how I tell jokes. Badly, that’s how.

For those of you who just don’t get the joke, you’ve got some reading to do. I thought different bases was something they taught in school, but I guess not. I got a million math jokes. Just don’t ask me to tell them. They are likely to turn out like this one…

This is how Nickwood tells jokes…. and he wonders why I make him rewrite all of the comics…