Alph’s Log
Day 154 – Mission to PNF-404

Today the captain called me a turd monkey. Normally I wouldn’t be bothered, but he also punched me in the pancreas and flushed my head down the toilet. This is after yesterday when he attempted to lock me out of the space ship. I think it’s time to show him what-fore.

I’m thinking about blowing up the jets…

So Shelbie hasn’t actually played Pikmin 3, but she watched me play it for like 5 hours straight. This is what I imagine it would be like to watch Shelbie play it.

The game is awesome though! I can’t get enough of it. I’ve been abandoning conversations just to go play. In fact, I’m going to go play it right n